Open Offer:
To : The Padres/Pirates/Mariners/Astros
Look, you guys pay your managers what, a million or more a year? And where has it gotten you. I’m here to offer you my managerial services for the paltry sum of $150,000 a year plus a nice place to live for the season within walking distance of the ballpark. That’s right, I will Jim Leyland it up and WALK to the park , despite what might have happened in the night before’s game. Here’s what I have to bring to the table :
: Extensive Little League coaching experience, including a win less season. (Thanks Pirates!)
:With the money you save on my salary, maybe you can actually afford a good free agent or two.
:Guaranteed national news coverage, it’ll be like that flick where the kid winds up owning/managing the Twins!
:Guaranteed sell out for the first home series and interleague series. The fans will come out prepared to look on in awe and/or horror.
One season! A half season at least! I mean come on, you can’t do worse then you all did last season!
I’ll be awaiting your offers…
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